The Tax Beast, a Yurble-esque figure representing Neopia’s tax system, roams Neopia randomly, collecting imaginary taxes from unsuspecting Neopians. His famous line, “Taxes are what we pay for a civilized society,” reflects his role as the collector of Neopoints in a quirky take on taxation.
Getting the Tax Beast
Unlike traditional taxes, which are collected at specific times, the Tax Beast only appears through a Random Event. The encounter happens at random, and when you meet the Tax Beast, you’ll receive a message like the following:
“Not been paying your bills, eh? The Tax Beast arrives and takes 10% of your Neopoints away!”
Upon meeting the Tax Beast for the first time, players used to unlock him as a Battledome Challenger; however, this feature was broken after the 2014 update to the Random Event system. If you manage to unlock him again, feel free to share your experience!
When you encounter the Angry Tax Beast, the event message changes to:
“Not been paying your bills, eh? The ANGRY Tax Beast arrives and takes 25% of your Neopoints away… because he is ANGRY.”
The Tax
- Tax Beast: Takes 10% of your on-hand Neopoints.
- Angry Tax Beast: Takes 25% of your on-hand Neopoints.
Neopoints in places like your bank, shop till, stock market, trading post offers, or auction bids are safe from taxation. Only the Neopoints you physically have on hand can be taxed.
High Scores
There are separate high scores tables for both the Tax Beast and Angry Tax Beast. The score is determined by the number of Neopoints that the Tax Beast or Angry Tax Beast collects from you.
The Angry Tax Beast trophies look identical to regular ones, but with an added effect of extra “anger.” The way to achieve these trophies is not through active gameplay but by carrying Neopoints and getting taxed during a Random Event.
To maximize your chances at earning a trophy, you’ll need to monitor the high scores. For example, if you want a gold trophy, you need to ensure that your Neopoint balance is high enough to withstand the taxation, keeping a portion available for potential loss.
High Scores Patterns
The high score tables for the Tax Beast and Angry Tax Beast can fill up slowly, as users can only be taxed randomly. As the month progresses, the thresholds for gold, silver, and bronze trophies steadily increase. Therefore, if you’re aiming for a trophy, it’s important to keep track of these changes throughout the month.
Here’s a rough guide to understanding the progression of high scores, based on averages from July 2019 to January 2021:
- On the 5th of the month, the gold trophy threshold averaged around 426,357 NP, which means you’d need to have at least 4,263,570 NP on hand to achieve the gold trophy.
- By the 25th of the month, the gold trophy threshold averaged 1,277,033 NP, so you’d need to carry at least 12,770,330 NP on hand to have a chance at earning it.
To avoid losing too many Neopoints, it’s recommended to check the high score tables frequently and adjust your on-hand Neopoints accordingly, especially toward the end of the month when the thresholds can become significantly higher.
Remember: The Tax Beast (and its angrier counterpart) might be annoying, but they also provide an interesting challenge for Neopians who want to engage in a different kind of competition—one based on random events and the Neopoint balance in your pocket!
