Cheese Roller is undoubtedly one of the quirkiest games you’ll encounter on Neopets! While it may not rival the action-packed thrill of other games, it has a unique charm. The premise? Buy a block of cheese and roll it down a hill as fast as possible. Sounds simple, right? Well, there’s a bit more to it than meets the eye.
Cheeseroller Objective & Gameplay
The goal of Cheese Roller is to select your preferred cheese, purchase it, and then race it down a hill, guiding it strategically to finish in the shortest time possible. Here’s how the game unfolds:
- Selecting Your Cheese:
Start by entering the name of the cheese you want in the provided textbox. For instance, if you type “Smoked Snorled Cheese,” the game will gently correct it to “Smoked Snorkle Cheese” and confirm availability. A prompt will then ask if you’d like to purchase it. - The Race Begins:
After purchasing your cheese, you’re taken to the race screen. You’ll see an image of your cheese rolling down a hill, accompanied by your active Neopet. A Go! button starts the action. - Guiding Your Cheese:
As your cheese rolls, you’ll use a dropdown menu to choose actions like “Push Cheese Faster” or “Roll Cheese to Avoid Obstacle.” Each choice affects your time and progress:- Example: Choosing “Push Cheese Faster” might result in a message like:
“Your Neopet pushes the cheese faster! However, the hot weather makes the sticky cheese roll slower, adding 4 seconds to your time!”
- Example: Choosing “Push Cheese Faster” might result in a message like:
- Results:
Once you finish the race, you’ll receive a summary of your performance, including your total time, score (equal to your time in seconds), and a cheeky rating.Example Results:- You Finished in 74 seconds!!!
- Your Score: 330 (and you win that many Neopoints!)
- Your Rating: Could do Better
Cheese Roller Tips for Success
- Start Simple: If you’re new to Cheese Roller, start with easier cheeses like Spicy Juppie Cheese to get the hang of it.
- Watch the Weather: Environmental factors, like heat, can slow your cheese. Adjust your strategy accordingly!
- Experiment with Options: Try different dropdown actions to see which ones help you achieve the fastest time.
Name & Prices of Cheeses in Cheesroller
Cheese Roller offers a variety of cheeses, each with its own cost. Some cheeses are more challenging than others, which can add excitement to the race! Here’s a list of available cheeses:
Spicy Juppie Cheese (150nps) |
Smoked Snorkle Cheese (300nps) |
Triple Mustard Cheese (450) |
Honey Cheese (600nps) |
Big Beefy Cheese (750nps) |
Purple Spotted Cheese (900nps) |
Brain Cheese (1050nps) Alkenore Cheese (1200nps) |
Mutated Cheese(1350nps) |
Bubbling Blueberry Cheese (1500) |
Tyrannian Dung Cheese (1650) |
Quadruple Fudge Cheese (1800nps) |
Gooey Snot Cheese (2100nps) |
Peppermint Cheese (2250nps) |
Overgrown Cheese (2400nps) |
Brick Cheese (1950nps) |
Heavy Bark Cheese (2250nps) |
Warty Blue Cheese (2700nps) |
Fragrant Ummagcheese (2850nps) |
Furry Chocomint Cheese (3000nps) |